15 February 2010

What Word Starts With F and Ends With K?

Saya rasa semua orang pernah membaca lawak ini. Ianya didatangkan dalam banyak versi, ada versi 5 questions, 7 questions dan sebagainya. Tapi saya akan kongsi salah satu version iaitu "11 Questions With Smart Answers".

Lawak ini agak lucah maka kanak-kanak tidak dinasihatkan meneruskan pembacaan.


A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!

Ms Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.

The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "1. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "2. What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks: "3. What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: "4. What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut"



Ms Brooks: "5. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum"

Ms Brooks: "6. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer;
Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions,okay?
Harry: Yep.

Ms Brooks: "7. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Harry: "Tent"

Ms Brooks: "8. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Ms Brooks: "9. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Harry: "Nose"

Ms Brooks: "10. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Harry: "Arrow"

Ms Brooks: "11. What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last eleven questions wrong myself.

Pengajarannya, pemikiran kanak-kanak kadang-kadang lebih positif daripada orang dewasa, maka kenapa kita tak boleh terus berfikiran demikian ya?

Pengalaman dan ilmu yang kita kutip sepanjang proses membesar, adakah ianya mematangkan kita ataupun mencemarkan kita?

Kadang-kadang perkara NEGATIF itu sebenarnya POSITIF. Kita cuma perlu melihat dari sisi yang berbeza. =)

Jom jadi Profesional. Hanya di Seminar PERUBATAN Ketiga. XD

Side Note: Bahasa Inggeris saya tidak terlalu bagus; GCE 'O' 5D, maka saya tidak tahu jawapan Principal untuk question 3 dan 4. Care to share all the answers? Haha

13 penghinaan diterima:

Muhammad Warouq bin Qamar on February 15, 2010 at 2:50 PM said...

kah2. terbaik..

Mior Khabir Zikri on February 15, 2010 at 2:54 PM said...

Wah, suka entri ini. Mencabar minda! Lol. Soalan ketiga pun saya tak berapa faham sebenarnya. Soalan empat macam tahu jawapan Principal. Ehem. 4 huruf saja. Boleh teka? :D

HafizAdam on February 16, 2010 at 3:14 PM said...

haha da tau dah. BI x berapa bagus so tak terfikir perkataan tuh.
yg penting soalan no 3 kurang difahami.

anor said...

adesss.. trasa mcm pngalaman yg dikutip spnjang tempoh mmbesar telah mencemarkan pmikiran.. :D

soaln ke-3 tu mcm 'harmless' je.. hehe ye ke.. a dog pants (mse trcungap-cungap?) but a man steps into his pants (mse pkai sluar?).. hmm?

emily said...

oh.. mencabarnya soalan2 tersebut!
best ah entry ni

muhammad fakhruddin on February 17, 2010 at 5:30 PM said...

Terbaik...Dr. HafizAdam ;)

Anonymous said...

menarik2...
yg nie versi melayu...

http://www.ukhwah.com/viewtopic.php?forum=39&topic=36067

Anonymous said...

Ms Brooks: "3. What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

maknenye lain utk anjing ngn laki tu.. anjing tu pants; meaning die mencungap.. (paham ke?)
laki tu pakai seluar la.. yg tu paham kn.. cume perkataan same utk makna berbeza..

the red masasa on February 22, 2010 at 4:12 PM said...

mintak izin nak copy

HafizAdam on February 22, 2010 at 5:32 PM said...

yang pants = mencungap tu paham. tapi soalannya: "apakah jawapan Mr Principal?"

Anonymous said...

Style senggama anjing yg manusia guna pakai. Doggy style. Whah, kuning otak aku. Jadi aku anon. haha

anor said...

owhh.. soklan tu pun kuning jgk ke.. adehhsss..

AP said...

HafizAdam, jawapan principal tu untuk soalan ketiga ialah sh.it. What does a dog do? Shit (verb). And a man steps into? Sh.it (noun). Anjing berak dan manusia terpijak tahinya.

 

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